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"My life and Singapore aren't perfect"


posted by cockroach//蟑螂 at Wednesday, June 14, 2006 11:41 PM

Cockroach now a bit (a bit only lah) regret taking biology as a subject. Cause the topic we are doing now keep making me super horny.

Yes, we are in the topic call “Sexual Reproduction In Man”. We got to label the parts of the body, we got to draw, we got to answer some question that sometimes cockroach don’t know how to answer it in a scientific way.

Q: Why may this method (rhythm method) of birth control be unreliable?

Cockroach answer: Because sometimes egg release latter then expected then the guy do that thing. Then latter the sperm meet the egg, then got baby develop.

I know it doesn’t make sense, but I don’t know how to make it into the point.

Q: Explain why cutting tube A (sperm duct) would prevent a man from fathering children?

Cockroach answer: Because when the tube got cut, the guy cannot shot the sperm out of his thing when he doing that thing.

My answer is correct, but I wonder will the teacher understand what is this thing, that thing.

Question that related to guys, I almost can answer all (including labelling). Not because I am gay, but because I am a guy! But problem is, for question that related to ladies. I have problem with it. I got problem in answering menstruation questions and labelling of the parts. No, not because I am not interested in ladies, but their parts are very complicated. But on other hand, every time I reach an question related to ladies, I am dying to answer. Not because I am sex pervert, because I am interested in it. Okay?

No, I didn’t surf porn. Don’t forget that I have this powerful filter that anyhow block website and porn. But I had been talking about sex in MSN. Cockroach turning to sex pervert cockroach. All those pervert topic fault!

I know, this kind of thing is part of growing up. One day, I need to know all these. One day, after I married, I will even have “practical” on this topic. But, can it don’t be part of my syllabus? Its is too pervert to answer those type of question in examination!

Will this topic make me a sex pervert? Or, am I already a sex pervert?

I am stress

posted by cockroach//蟑螂 at Tuesday, June 13, 2006 11:35 PM

Your Stress Level is:

You are prone to stress, and you're
probably even pretty stressed right now.
Life's problems seem to pile up on
you, and this often makes you feel depressed and burned out.
Learn to take
time to relax and enjoy life, even if things are stressful. It's the only wa
you'll get through the bad times.
I am stress, learn to take time to relax? Sorry, I am running againist the time.

World Cup Fever - Singapore not in?!?!

posted by cockroach//蟑螂 at Saturday, June 10, 2006 5:49 PM

After I read about Mr. dew post about world cup, it reminds me of what happen few days ago…

I was reading newspaper, special report on world cup 2006.

Cockroach: Why got all sort of funny, funny flag but don’t have Singapore flag?
Ah Kao: You live at the mountain is it? How can Singapore in world cup? Singapore in world cup sure first one to got kick out one.
Cockroach: So Singapore not in world cup? I thought Singapore top in everything and anything.
So, Singapore not in world cup. But why so many coffee shop uncle still watch late at night at 24 hours coffee shop screaming, shouting and jeering? As if tomorrow no need to work.

Anyway, I like this year mascot. It look cute and adorable. I guess the two devils kids saw it will ask me to buy for them. Anyway, I planned to buy for that that lion mascot – to put beside their bed. Wait a minute, I don’t think Singapore got sell. Singapore not in world cup, also Singapore tourism board will scared tourist will buy that mascot and not Singapore Merlion, which will lead to fall in revenue to Singapore, which will lead to: no Progress Package in the next General Election (to buy people vote). Have to order online, I guess.


P.S: Singapore no mountain to live, there is only hill - which can't even camp there.

Should laugh or should not laugh?

posted by cockroach//蟑螂 at Friday, June 09, 2006 10:52 AM

Click here if cannot watch the video

You shouldn’t laugh when people got injured, but sometimes – you just can’t help it.

Question: How come that baby know how to…know how to do “that thing” where I only learn in through science when I was 14 years old?

I think the baby watch too much porn.


A guy who lives in a small island call “Singapore” where through his everyday life, he found that life isn’t perfect.

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