Sex
Cockroach now a bit (a bit only lah) regret taking biology as a subject. Cause the topic we are doing now keep making me super horny.
Yes, we are in the topic call “Sexual Reproduction In Man”. We got to label the parts of the body, we got to draw, we got to answer some question that sometimes cockroach don’t know how to answer it in a scientific way.
Question that related to guys, I almost can answer all (including labelling). Not because I am gay, but because I am a guy! But problem is, for question that related to ladies. I have problem with it. I got problem in answering menstruation questions and labelling of the parts. No, not because I am not interested in ladies, but their parts are very complicated. But on other hand, every time I reach an question related to ladies, I am dying to answer. Not because I am sex pervert, because I am interested in it. Okay?
No, I didn’t surf porn. Don’t forget that I have this powerful filter that anyhow block website and porn. But I had been talking about sex in MSN. Cockroach turning to sex pervert cockroach. All those pervert topic fault!
I know, this kind of thing is part of growing up. One day, I need to know all these. One day, after I married, I will even have “practical” on this topic. But, can it don’t be part of my syllabus? Its is too pervert to answer those type of question in examination!
Will this topic make me a sex pervert? Or, am I already a sex pervert?
Yes, we are in the topic call “Sexual Reproduction In Man”. We got to label the parts of the body, we got to draw, we got to answer some question that sometimes cockroach don’t know how to answer it in a scientific way.
I know it doesn’t make sense, but I don’t know how to make it into the point.Q: Why may this method (rhythm method) of birth control be unreliable?
Cockroach answer: Because sometimes egg release latter then expected then the guy do that thing. Then latter the sperm meet the egg, then got baby develop.
My answer is correct, but I wonder will the teacher understand what is this thing, that thing.Q: Explain why cutting tube A (sperm duct) would prevent a man from fathering children?
Cockroach answer: Because when the tube got cut, the guy cannot shot the sperm out of his thing when he doing that thing.
Question that related to guys, I almost can answer all (including labelling). Not because I am gay, but because I am a guy! But problem is, for question that related to ladies. I have problem with it. I got problem in answering menstruation questions and labelling of the parts. No, not because I am not interested in ladies, but their parts are very complicated. But on other hand, every time I reach an question related to ladies, I am dying to answer. Not because I am sex pervert, because I am interested in it. Okay?
No, I didn’t surf porn. Don’t forget that I have this powerful filter that anyhow block website and porn. But I had been talking about sex in MSN. Cockroach turning to sex pervert cockroach. All those pervert topic fault!
I know, this kind of thing is part of growing up. One day, I need to know all these. One day, after I married, I will even have “practical” on this topic. But, can it don’t be part of my syllabus? Its is too pervert to answer those type of question in examination!
Will this topic make me a sex pervert? Or, am I already a sex pervert?
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4 Comments:
Nah, it's rather simple science there. But the thing is - you have to use the scientific names. Make the whole sex thing sound serious, like what a 70 year old professor would write in the thesis. Don't use the word shoot, use - ejaculate. Say something like, "Cutting the sperm duct discontinues the flow of sperm from the testes to the penis hence preventing the subject from fertilizing the ovum." See! Doesn't it sound a lot more boring and serious. That's what science is truly about.
[By the way, if my little science is wrong, please forgive me.]
Posted by Mr. Dew
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Posted by william
hey, now that the lost heart crazy man is gone, you have got to take over his territory and rise to the occasion, be the leader, be the one, or else, the singapore chinese blogoshere will be like the cockroach without the head
Posted by william
double posted, i didnt mean to, please accept my sincere apology