My Wife is...
No, No, No…my wife is not a pillow (even though I hope it is) nor my wife is a human. Cockroach is a weird guy…her wife is his…
LAPTOP!
Ai ya, my wife accompany me for so long, now must give her a title, must be a responsible guy since I had molest her for so long already. (Molest = use, touch) Cannot touch, used and leave her alone right?
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I know is lame.
Cockroach shall now explain the post on Valentine Day to clear those dirty minded people.
“You never fail to stay late at night with me in my bedroom until the next morning.”
Not to have sex, but to do work.
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“Thank you for providing services that I need everyday.”
My wife don’t sell her body, she gives services such as PowerPoint, Microsoft Word and etc.
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“Together, both of us only, we strive to produce good quality product every night.”
Not to have a football team after sex that but good quality of work done, must get perfect for everything!
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(More blogging topic such as “Singapore Student Life”, “老师。。。坏了！” Coming soon. I know I had not been blogging much but…my wife and I working very hard every night until no more strength left and too tired after everything. Please refer to above if you start to think about dirty things again.)
13 Comments:
Chey... I also have a wife.
My Thinkpad lor...
Posted by Brennan
Ain't it obvious that it was his laptop?
Posted by todaealas
Haha - you are very funny. But sorry to tell u that in a few years time, you will have to leave this wife and get a new one from the army.
Posted by lam chun see
i din expect anything like this! good wan! ahahaha~
Posted by GeckoZ
you really love your wife huh.
haiz, i divorced one and marry a new one. I'm still a faithful one and i miss her :P
another gd one
Posted by Beast
YK, we all know you're the true dirty-minded person among us all!
>__<
Posted by Balthazar
Brennan, Ha! Ha! Ha! you got touch her everynight or not?
todaealas, some people don't have that logical sence.
lam chun see, army give laptop?!?!! I don't mind if they give it to me. But army one good or not? how to bring laptop to the forest druning war? eh...now 21 centruy...should be can bring hor...
GeckoZ, lol....funny or not?
Beast, I also. I used a Petuim II, Window 98 from 2002 to 2004. just change a new one...I still use my ex-wife.
Balthazar, eh...am I the only one who think dtiry here?!?! NO!!!!!!!!!
Posted by cockroach//蟑螂
err... not funny. BUT STILL A GOOD ONE!!
Posted by GeckoZ
GeckoZ, hahaha...thanks!
Posted by cockroach//蟑螂
I'm not saying you're the only one, but you're the most pervented one among us all!
^_________^
Posted by Balthazar
Balthazar, most pervented one? Will I get Most pervented Award? Muhahaha
Posted by Cockroach//蟑螂
Hopefully! I wanna see you on TV!
Posted by Balthazar
Balthazar, butI don't want to be on tv. :p
Posted by cockroach//蟑螂