I have not been blogging lately. Hopefully I got more time to blog in the further. I miss those days when I have fun blogging, have fun cracking my brain for my content in blog. I really miss those days, really.

Few days ago, when I was having my dinner, my mum throw me a question.

Mum: The second floor aunty (Aunty living at second floor)ask me whether you got watch R or not.
Me: Huh? What R?
Mum: Second floor aunty ask me you got surf R website lah!
Me: Huh? What R website?
Mum: Ai yo! Like that also don’t get what I mean. The second floor aunty ask me you got surf RA website or not!
Me: Huh? RA website? What RA website?
MUM: Aunty want to know you got surf porn or not lah!
Me: Don’t know…eh.. no…Starhub blocks it.

I got stunt. I mean, why suddenly ask me this question while I having my dinner? I don’t think anyone will be so honest to their parent when it come to this topic. Anyway, I have been a good boy because I have not surf any porn website as Starhub blocks it. (But here, I do admit I watched video before)

Then I recalled one accident related to porn also.

I always went to wet market with my mum and got to know a lot of shop owner there. One day one of the aunty who own a shop at the wet market have a chat session with me and my mum.

Aunty: Oi…ah boy, when you getting girlfriend for your mum?
Me: Don’t know.
Mum: Ai ya…He always stay at home, how to get girlfriend?
Aunty (Whisper to my mum, but loud enough for me to hear it): Cannot like that say one. Nowadays teenagers everyday watch and surf from internet. Don’t see your ah boy innocent looking, he might know everything!

I swear that from that days onwards, I am really afraid of walking pass that shop that own by that aunty.

Suddenly, feel that all aunties are a bit pervert.

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