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Pervert, Aunties

posted by cockroach//蟑螂 at Saturday, December 30, 2006 12:21 PM

I have not been blogging lately. Hopefully I got more time to blog in the further. I miss those days when I have fun blogging, have fun cracking my brain for my content in blog. I really miss those days, really.

Few days ago, when I was having my dinner, my mum throw me a question.

Mum: The second floor aunty (Aunty living at second floor)ask me whether you got watch R or not.
Me: Huh? What R?
Mum: Second floor aunty ask me you got surf R website lah!
Me: Huh? What R website?
Mum: Ai yo! Like that also don’t get what I mean. The second floor aunty ask me you got surf RA website or not!
Me: Huh? RA website? What RA website?
MUM: Aunty want to know you got surf porn or not lah!
Me: Don’t know…eh.. no…Starhub blocks it.

I got stunt. I mean, why suddenly ask me this question while I having my dinner? I don’t think anyone will be so honest to their parent when it come to this topic. Anyway, I have been a good boy because I have not surf any porn website as Starhub blocks it. (But here, I do admit I watched video before)

Then I recalled one accident related to porn also.

I always went to wet market with my mum and got to know a lot of shop owner there. One day one of the aunty who own a shop at the wet market have a chat session with me and my mum.

Aunty: Oi…ah boy, when you getting girlfriend for your mum?
Me: Don’t know.
Mum: Ai ya…He always stay at home, how to get girlfriend?
Aunty (Whisper to my mum, but loud enough for me to hear it): Cannot like that say one. Nowadays teenagers everyday watch and surf from internet. Don’t see your ah boy innocent looking, he might know everything!

I swear that from that days onwards, I am really afraid of walking pass that shop that own by that aunty.

Suddenly, feel that all aunties are a bit pervert.

3 Comments:

At 1/15/2007 06:52:00 PM

Haha. Your auntie stories very funny. Got a salt add vinegar or not? 

Posted by Lam Chun See

 
At 1/16/2007 01:29:00 PM

Oh my, the aunties you meet are so different from the ones I met. The ones I met are more concern on CPF policies and NTUC-VS-Shopandsave market pricings. 

Posted by Mr. Dew

 
At 1/20/2007 12:19:00 AM

Lam Chun See, Hello! LOL...I promise I never add any salt or vinegar! LOL....

Mr. Dew, LOL...maybe when you are not around. They talk about pervert things! LOL. 

Posted by cockroach

 

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