... got molested
Advise: Ladies and immature readers don’t read it! Age, isn’t a thing, just see how mature you are.
Today when I was with the kids, I got…I got molested!!! This is what happens, should I, or should I not call the police?
Saw ah boy
Cockroach: why so sad?
Ah boy: my card lost.
Cockroach: oh…where you put it?
Ah boy: Don’t know.
Cockroach: Wait here, I help you find. Don’t run anywhere, stay here.
(When cockroach come back, saw ah girl and ah boy together)
Ah girl: I saw he take your cards (pointing cockroach)
Cockroach: I never take!
Ah girl: Got! Inside your pant!
(Cockroach quickly empties his pocket)
Cockroach: see, don’t have. I am finding ah boy cards, don’t anyhow said, ok?
Ah girl: See his pants, got something inside!
(Ah girl and Ah boy rush to cockroach and start touching his pant. That “area”, that “thing” only guy got, you know…what I mean?)
Cockroach: (Quickly lie on the floor to “protect”)
Cockroach: Don’t have!!!!
Ah boy: Got, got.
Cockroach: I help you find ok, it is not inside my pant!
Ah boy: Just now I saw, got.
Cockroach: that one is not your card!
That’s the problem with guy. You know sometimes when we wear jeans or pants, sometimes at “that area” had a “small hill”. And kid who are very pure in mind will though that their toys, cards, or whatever will hide inside!
Cockroach haven’t got molested, cockroach very good at "protecting". So…moral of the story is…is what? Eh…next don’t act so clever and think that you can wear those jeans that are tight and you can fit into it! Choose the right size…really…
Today when I was with the kids, I got…I got molested!!! This is what happens, should I, or should I not call the police?
Saw ah boy
Cockroach: why so sad?
Ah boy: my card lost.
Cockroach: oh…where you put it?
Ah boy: Don’t know.
Cockroach: Wait here, I help you find. Don’t run anywhere, stay here.
(When cockroach come back, saw ah girl and ah boy together)
Ah girl: I saw he take your cards (pointing cockroach)
Cockroach: I never take!
Ah girl: Got! Inside your pant!
(Cockroach quickly empties his pocket)
Cockroach: see, don’t have. I am finding ah boy cards, don’t anyhow said, ok?
Ah girl: See his pants, got something inside!
(Ah girl and Ah boy rush to cockroach and start touching his pant. That “area”, that “thing” only guy got, you know…what I mean?)
Cockroach: (Quickly lie on the floor to “protect”)
Cockroach: Don’t have!!!!
Ah boy: Got, got.
Cockroach: I help you find ok, it is not inside my pant!
Ah boy: Just now I saw, got.
Cockroach: that one is not your card!
That’s the problem with guy. You know sometimes when we wear jeans or pants, sometimes at “that area” had a “small hill”. And kid who are very pure in mind will though that their toys, cards, or whatever will hide inside!
Cockroach haven’t got molested, cockroach very good at "protecting". So…moral of the story is…is what? Eh…next don’t act so clever and think that you can wear those jeans that are tight and you can fit into it! Choose the right size…really…
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13 Comments:
Small hill? Hmm... I don't get what you mean. *innocent*
Posted by todaealas
todaealas， you really don't get it? Want me to be more specific??? hahaa
Posted by cockroach//蟑螂
hahaha~~ wad post sia~
LoLoL~~
Posted by GeckoZ
this post funny or not? natural or not?
Posted by cockroach//蟑螂
hello! i'm just a passerby :D this post is amusing. lol
Posted by Miao
Miao， welcome, welcome. 欢迎，欢迎！
Hope you like this psot.
Posted by cockroach//蟑螂
How nice if I were to be able to touch it! =P
Posted by anonymous
pigirl， how can you kill a ah boy ho age 5 and ah girl who age 7??? hahaha...thank you, thank you for helping me to 出头。
Posted by cockroach//蟑螂
anonymous, hi, welcome. eh...I very good at protecting.. ;)
Posted by cockroach//蟑螂
LOL this post is damn funny. Doesn't seems to be true. LOL
Posted by june
june， but sad to said, it is true.
Posted by cockroach//蟑螂
it might be true.........
my sister mistook my "stuff" for her things also
Posted by XXX
oh dont wear tight jeans.. they arent good for ur "hills" either.
Posted by candyfeehily