What makes life 100%?
I got this from Mediacrop Radio Class 95 FM. And think it will be great to share it with others.
For those of you who are mathematically inclined.
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meeting where someone wants over 100% out of you.
How about achieving 103%? Here’s a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If: A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then: HARDWORK (8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11) = 98%
And: KNOWLEDGE (11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5) = 96%
But: ATTITUDE (1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5) = 100%
And: BULLSHIT (2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20) = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work ad knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And now, let’s take a look how far ass kissing will take you.
ASSKISSING (1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7) = 127% (WOW!)
So…What do you think?
Credit: Mediacrop Radio Class 95 FM, Morning Express
For those of you who are mathematically inclined.
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meeting where someone wants over 100% out of you.
How about achieving 103%? Here’s a little math that might prove helpful.
What makes life 100%?
If: A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then: HARDWORK (8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11) = 98%
And: KNOWLEDGE (11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5) = 96%
But: ATTITUDE (1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5) = 100%
And: BULLSHIT (2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20) = 103%
So, it stands to reason that hard work ad knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top.
And now, let’s take a look how far ass kissing will take you.
ASSKISSING (1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7) = 127% (WOW!)
So…What do you think?
Credit: Mediacrop Radio Class 95 FM, Morning Express
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4 Comments:
Err... that's random for you to write such a weird entry.
Posted by Balthazar
Why this is weird entry?
Posted by cockroach//蟑螂
not weird, its a good one..haha..you caught me.
Posted by beast
Hi beast! Welcome to Bilingual Fingers!!!
Posted by cockroach//蟑螂