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Cockroach Santa for Christmas

posted by cockroach//蟑螂 at Friday, November 04, 2005 6:19 PM

Cockroach is thinking of becoming a Cockroach Santa for Christmas. Yea right, go round giving gifts to Blogger. Wait a minute; is there a problem with your eye? Go round giving gifts to BLOGGER??? Yup, nothing wrong with your eye, Santa Claus is for kids, so Cockroach Santa is for Blogger. Because kids is afraid of Cockroach, if Cockroach Santa gives gifts to kids, he don’t ever get the chance because when Cockroach Santa get close to them, they will use insecticide and start spraying Cockroach Santa...

Actually, Lizard knew about Cockroach Santa few weeks ago and one day he even said “I am waiting for my Christmas Gift.” But now, I got sad news for him. Cockroach Santa will only choose 3 Blogger to have Christmas Gift and not only that; there will be three packages for the “lucky Blogger” to choose.

Don’t think choose those 3 “Luck Blogger” is not easy. Santa Claus see children got good boy, good girl or not. Then Cockroach Santa will see this 3 had been a good “boy” good “girl” Blogger or not. Ha! Ha! Ha! Cockroach Santa doesn’t have an easy time when choosing this 3 “lucky Blogger”, Okay? Cockroach Santa even got stuck between two Blogger, who should take the last seat of “Lucky Blogger”?

Oh yea, those “Luck Blogger” doesn’t even know what gift is inside the packages! It may be a BIG Cockroach, it maybe something else. Ha! Why should I tell you’re what the Gift going to be? It should be a secret, a secret between my elf and me. No one should know about it even Lizard. Let’s have fun guessing.

I know 3 people are not many. In the world got over millions of Bloggers. So Cockroach Santa came out with a plan. Each “Lucky Blogger” will receive 3 invitation, they can use this invitation to ask Cockroach Santa to send Gift to other friend. Cool eh? How they are going to settle this 3 invitation will be up to them. They may post in their blog to ask who wants it, or maybe gives their loves one a “surprise” (Giving a BIG Cockroach isn’t it a surprise?)

This three lucky Blogger will come from both Singapore and Malaysia. So hope this can make both country people and government relationship better. Becomes friends and not enemy. “Lucky Blogger” blog comes with English, Chinese, or both. They must publish their E-Mail address in their blog or their Blogger profile. So will you be the lucky one? Check your E-Mail on 5th November 2005! E-Mail will send by address of Please don’t send E-Mail said “Cockroach Santa! I want Gift, I want Gift!!!” You not scare; Cockroach Santa will scare one, okay?

P.S: There is some invitation left; you never know you will get invited. Also, Cockroach will be keep looking at this blog post comment and tag! Board. Just leave a comment when you got E-Mail from Cockroach Santa and said a BIG THANK YOU to Cockroach Santa in comment of this blog post.

Honour Blog is Blog that had received a bunch of invitation from Cockroach Santa for their blog readers and their friends. They are selected to be Honour Blog because of their unique blogging style and their blog readers. If you are not selected to be Honour Blog, don’t be sad because you are one of the “Luck Blogger”.

Honour Blog:
Jason Mumbles - 10 unuse Invitation left.
MSB - 5 unuse Invitation left.
失。心。疯。子。 - 5 unuse Invitation left.
双喜临门 - 3 unuse Invitation left.
阿顺正传 - 3 unuse Invitation left.

3 “Lucky Blogger” Had receive their E-Mail.

35 Invitation had send.
15 Invitation available
50 Invitation unused.

More Invitation will be available if people like this idea.


At 11/05/2005 02:12:00 AM


At 11/05/2005 11:53:00 AM

Ha! Ha! Ha! Please follow the instrustion given in the E-Mail in order to get your present.

-Cockroach Santa

At 11/05/2005 09:42:00 PM

i am remembered.

Posted by 壁虎

At 11/06/2005 06:37:00 PM

Please try to reply your Email as soon as possible. 

Posted by cockroach//蟑螂

At 11/09/2005 01:45:00 AM

干... 做什么你的依猫在我的信箱呈spam mail的字眼?害我死鬼panic delete 掉了你的邀请!干... 到口的鸭子飞了... 

Posted by Maria aka Twinsmom

At 11/10/2005 03:46:00 AM

Actually, what is this har? By the time I read the mail, sudah over the due date woh. 

Posted by Jason

At 11/10/2005 11:51:00 AM

Eh...over date never mind lah...I open one eye, close one eye can still acccept the reply. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Maria aka Twinsmom, 您delete掉了? 

Posted by cockroach//蟑螂

At 11/12/2005 06:03:00 PM


Posted by Maria aka Twinsmom

At 11/20/2005 11:54:00 AM


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